Save to Pinterest The kitchen smelled like butter and onion powder before I even plugged in the slow cooker. I was standing there with six thick pork chops, a packet of ranch seasoning, and absolutely no plan for dinner beyond "let the crockpot do the work." My sister had texted me the night before: just throw it all in, you'll be fine. She was right, but I still seared those chops first because I couldn't help myself. By the time I lifted the lid seven hours later, the whole house smelled like a diner I used to love in college.
I made this the first time on a Tuesday when I had back to back meetings and no energy left for chopping or stirring. I tossed the potatoes in first, pressed ranch powder into the pork with my fingers, and poured the soup mixture over everything like I was frosting a cake. When my neighbor knocked on the door that evening, she asked if I was having a dinner party. It was just me, my crockpot, and a recipe I almost didn't trust.
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Ingredients
- Bone-in or boneless pork chops (2 to 2.5 lb): Thick chops hold up to slow cooking without drying out, and bone-in versions add a little more flavor to the gravy as they simmer.
- Baby potatoes (1ยฝ to 2 lb, halved): These soak up the ranch sauce like little sponges and get creamy on the inside while holding their shape.
- Carrots (3 to 4 medium, cut into 1-inch pieces): They sweeten as they cook and add color to a dish that might otherwise look a little beige.
- Dry ranch seasoning mix (1 packet): This is the backbone of the flavor, so don't skip it or try to make your own unless you really know what you're doing.
- Garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, smoked paprika, dried parsley: These layer in warmth and depth so the ranch doesn't taste one-dimensional or packet-like.
- Condensed cream of chicken soup and cream of mushroom soup (1 can each): They melt into a thick, creamy base that coats everything without needing a roux or constant stirring.
- Low-sodium chicken broth (1 cup): This loosens the condensed soups just enough so the sauce doesn't turn into paste.
- Heavy cream or half-and-half (ยฝ cup, optional): A splash of cream makes the gravy taste rich and silky, almost like you added cheese.
- Unsalted butter (2 tbsp): Dotting the top with butter before cooking gives the sauce a glossy finish and a little extra richness.
- Fresh parsley or chives (for garnish): A handful of green at the end makes the whole plate look alive instead of like cafeteria food.
Instructions
- Prep the slow cooker and vegetables:
- Grease the inside of your slow cooker with a little oil or nonstick spray so nothing sticks to the bottom. If you're using potatoes and carrots, spread them in an even layer at the bottom where they'll soak up all the drippings.
- Season the pork chops:
- Pat the pork chops completely dry with paper towels so the seasoning sticks. In a small bowl, mix the ranch seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, smoked paprika, and dried parsley, then press the mixture onto both sides of each chop like you're giving them a spa treatment.
- Sear the pork (optional but worth it):
- Heat a skillet over medium-high with a drizzle of oil or butter, then sear each pork chop for 1 to 2 minutes per side until they're golden and smell nutty. This step adds a layer of flavor you can't get any other way, but if you're short on time, skip it and you'll still be fine.
- Build the sauce:
- In a medium bowl, whisk together the cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, chicken broth, and heavy cream until smooth and pourable. Pour this mixture evenly over the pork chops in the slow cooker, then dot the top with small pieces of butter.
- Slow cook until tender:
- Cover the slow cooker and set it to LOW for 6 to 7 hours, or HIGH for 3 to 4 hours. The pork should be fork-tender and the vegetables soft enough to mash with the back of a spoon.
- Thicken the sauce if needed:
- If the gravy looks too thin, remove the pork and vegetables to a plate and cover them. Turn the slow cooker to HIGH, whisk 1 tablespoon cornstarch with 1 to 2 tablespoons cold water, stir it into the sauce, cover, and cook for 10 to 15 minutes until it thickens.
- Taste and serve:
- Adjust the gravy with salt and pepper to taste, then serve hot with the creamy ranch sauce spooned over everything. Garnish with chopped parsley or chives if you want it to look like you plated it with care.
Save to Pinterest I served this to my dad on a Sunday and he asked if I'd used a restaurant recipe. I told him it was just ranch seasoning and canned soup, and he didn't believe me until I showed him the empty cans in the recycling bin. He went back for seconds anyway, scraping up the gravy with a piece of bread like he was cleaning a plate at a diner. That's when I knew this recipe was a keeper.
Choosing Your Pork Chops
Bone-in chops stay juicier and add a little extra flavor to the gravy as they cook, but boneless chops are easier to eat and portion. I usually go bone-in if I'm cooking for myself and boneless if I'm serving kids or anyone who doesn't like dealing with bones on their plate. Either way, look for chops that are evenly thick so they cook at the same rate. If one chop is thin and another is thick, the thin one will be overcooked by the time the thick one is tender.
Making It Lighter or Richer
You can swap the heavy cream for milk or leave it out entirely if you want to cut calories, the sauce will still be creamy from the condensed soups. On the other hand, if you want to go full indulgence, stir in a handful of grated Parmesan or a few ounces of cream cheese at the end for a sauce that coats the back of a spoon. I've done both versions and honestly, they're both good, it just depends on what kind of week you're having.
Storing and Reheating Leftovers
Leftovers keep in the fridge for 3 to 4 days in an airtight container, and they reheat beautifully in the microwave or on the stovetop with a splash of broth to loosen the sauce. If you want to freeze this, assemble everything raw in a freezer bag, press out the air, label it, and freeze flat. Thaw it overnight in the fridge, then dump it into the slow cooker and cook as directed.
- Reheat gently so the pork doesn't toughen up, low and slow is your friend even the second time around.
- If the sauce breaks or looks grainy after reheating, whisk in a tablespoon of butter or cream to bring it back together.
- Leftover gravy is incredible over rice, mashed potatoes, or even toast the next morning if you're feeling adventurous.
Save to Pinterest This is the kind of recipe that makes you look like you've been cooking all day when really you've been doing anything but. It's forgiving, it's cozy, and it turns a random Tuesday into something that feels a little bit special.
Common Questions
- โ Do I need to sear the pork chops before putting them in the slow cooker?
Searing is optional but recommended for extra flavor. The brief browning creates caramelized notes that enhance the overall depth of the dish, though the pork will still become tender without this step.
- โ Can I use boneless pork chops instead of bone-in?
Yes, boneless pork chops work well in this dish. Just be careful not to overcook them, as they can dry out faster than bone-in cuts. Check for tenderness after the shorter cooking time.
- โ How do I thicken the sauce if it's too thin?
Remove the pork and vegetables, set the slow cooker to HIGH, then whisk together 1 tablespoon cornstarch with 1-2 tablespoons cold water. Stir this slurry into the sauce and cook for 10-15 minutes until thickened.
- โ Can I make this dairy-free or gluten-free?
For gluten-free versions, use gluten-free condensed soups and ranch seasoning mix. To make dairy-free, substitute coconut milk or dairy-free cream alternatives, though the texture and flavor will differ slightly.
- โ What vegetables work best in this dish?
Baby potatoes and carrots are classic choices that hold up well during long cooking. You can also add celery, onions, or parsnips. Avoid delicate vegetables like zucchini that may become mushy.
- โ How long do leftovers keep in the refrigerator?
Leftovers store well refrigerated for 3-4 days in an airtight container. The sauce may separate slightly when cold but will come together when reheated on the stove or in the microwave.